Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Free oil change from Audi, and they FINALLY fixed my headlights!

I finally got a good service rep at Audi, and the dude did some smart swapping of bulbs/ballasts and figured out what was wrong and fixed my headlight.  FINALLY.  I have been dealing with a flickering right front light for months now, and this bulb/ballast combo runs about $700 I imagine, so getting it fixed under warranty = primo coolio.

As it turns out my upper control arms were shot as well in front, so those were replaced under warranty too, total bonus.

Then I get my last free oil change from Audi service, and they use Castrol 5W40, which I happen to have about 5 quarts of (from the Lotus), so 3rd bonus score there.  (eg. you need lots of extra oil with an Audi because it burns about 8 gallons every 2.5 miles or so)

Here is a little (boring) chart to keep track of this oil change and see how much it burns.

Mileage

Date

Level

Conditions

47283

11/16/09

oil change with Castrol 5w40 (Audi)

NA

47700

11/29/09

5/8 up the metal section.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

S4 burning oil

Well, as it turns out it seems to be a fairly common occurrence with B6 and B7 S4’s.  I haven’t  yet discovered (or even searched for that matter) if other Audi’s using the same 4.2 liter V8 have the same issues, but it seems as if some people theorize that its the small engine bay of the S4 that might be contributing to higher heat levels and thus greater oil consumption.

Either way i had to put in 4 quarts of oil since the last oil change, which admittedly was 7771 miles ago.  So that’s 1 quart of oil gobbled up per 1942.75 miles.  Which isn’t exactly awesome, but not as bad as some people are reporting with 1 quart per 1000 miles!

I went and had the oil changed at a Jiffy Lube, which I am usually against, but these guys totally rocked it.  I watched them for the entire 1.25 hours and had them do the oil change in exactly the manner I wanted.  They drained the oil and let it drip for 5 minutes, then they ran a whole quart of penzoil 5w40 full synthetic through the engine, let that drain for 5 minutes.  Then they swapped out the filter with a cleaning of the filter housing to get all the old oil out, replaced the crush washer on the oil drain plug and filled it up with 9 quarts of Amsoil European formula (specifically formulated or so it says on the bottles for Audi’s and VW’s) 5w40 full synthetic oil.  They also filled up 2 Blackstone labs bottles for me so I can send this in to get analyzed.  I took some pictures of the plastic (fiberglass?) undertray to see what kind of oil residue is on it, to my eyes it looks like some of the oil is leaking and not necessarily all being burnt up.

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So I am going to start a diary, (well a spreadsheet anyway) here in my Blog (which you will never want to look at, because lets face it, this is some boring stuff right here) to keep track of my exact oil level over the next 5000 miles.

Mileage

Date

Level

Conditions

42771

?

exact center of hashes

ice cold prior to start in morning

43530

?

Covers the first plastic tab

ice cold prior to start in morning

44634

?

In the center of the first plastic tab

cold, 5:30pm.  Hot day, but parked at 9am

44751

9/20/09

completely dry, added 1.6 quarts.  now 1/4 way into metal center section.

?

46440

10/28/2009

Added 1.45 quarts. Now 40% up the first plastic tab

?

46770

11/7/2009

7/8 up the first orange tab

sitting for a bit, engine warm, not hot

Thursday, July 23, 2009

I got a new garage (and house as well)!

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I know this is only cursorily related to cars, but a new house, means a new garage, means a shop to work on my cars, FINALLY!!!

After not having a real garage since October of 2005 I will finally be back in a house, that I own, with a big old garageskie that will allow me to have all night mechanic sessions without a care in the world, yes!

Here are some videos and pictures of it, pre-me-taking-ownership;

Garage Video

Video of the House

Picture Album of the House

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Helmet beautification & the best rental car I have ever had!

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So I decided to spiffy up my helmet a little.  Not like it matters right now as I keep missing great track days because my car is still out of commission!  (that story to come later, I just don’t have it in me to write it all down right now)

Now on to the best rental car I have ever had.  I can’t believe I am about to say this, to admit that I actually like this car, but……  I do, I have to say, its sorted, the gearbox is pretty good (for an auto), the feel of the steering is great, the brakes are very communicative, and the chassis itself feels good.  The seats really grip you, and the inside feels like a cockpit, nice low seat, high dash, thick steering wheel, and its pretty easy to light up the tires and do a little sideways slidey slide even with a measly 215HP….  and this…. is the car;

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I really can’t believe I like this car so much, I have even been thinking “So, could I own one of these, or would I just be too embaressed?”.  Its a rental, and it has Sirius satellite radio, Microsoft Synch which hooked up via bluetooth to my iphone in about 2 minutes, and the ONLY 3 things I have to say as negatives are; 

  • There is this pervasive blue LED lighting everywhere in the interior that is a bit annoying, it comes from the cup holders, so i always think I just got a text message if my phone happens to be sitting there. 
  • Secondly, it really could use a manual gearbox, then this car would be incredible fun! 
  • Lastly the tires are woefully woeful.  They are these little bicycle tire 215’s in the front and 235’s in the rear that are too tall and too much designed for all year driving whilst mounted to a wood paneled station wagon.  That’s 8.46” wide compared to 10” wide on the REAL Mustang (GT500).
  • Oh yeah, one last thing, the entire tach flashes red when you hit the redline, kind of cool actually.

Here are some more pics your viewing pleasure.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

10 cars I REALLY want to own.

So I have been doing some thinking lately, about cars (I know, go figure), and have been thinking that it is not completely outside the realm of possibility for me to own a small collection of cars sometime in the next few (10?) years.

So I started to think about the cars I really want to own, and to come up with realistic rational affordable (by me) cars.  of course I want a Koeniggsegg, or a Ford GT, or a Pagani Zonda, but those simply aren’t realistic for me.  So here are the cars that i really want, in a loose order of how much I love them, and all of these are realistically obtainable if I work my ass off, spend more time investing, and focus on the prize (i.e. a kick ass car collection).

1. BMW E30 M3 with E36 I6 motor swap.  ~$30,000 if done right.
imageI basically want it to look like this.  Preferably in Silver, though Metallic Grey or white with the ///M stripes would work for me as well.   The M3 I want is a no-no in purists eyes, as I want to retrofit an e36 M3 motor into it, actually, I want an S50 top end (which has OBD1 and if I can find a Euro spec top end 6 individual throttle bodies), and a S52 3.2 block.  Even the US spec motors can make about 300HP at the crank with the right application of the modding brush.  Basically its a 2800 pound, 300HP car that handles like an e30, looks as beautiful as an e30, but doesn’t have the high strung s14 motor that they usually come with. 

2. Audi urQuattro.  Maybe ~20,000 for one that doesn’t suck??
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I honestly don’t know much about these cars, other than they are beautiful!  They made them from 1980 – 1991, though I think in the US we only got them from 82-84.  The one with the vents in the hood is a newer one with a DOHC, and I think you can tune these to about 300HP.  But I am SURE upkeep on a ur is nonsense expensive, but that seems to be par for the course with awesome enthusiast cars. 

3. Alpha Romeo Alphetta GTV6.  I havent a clue, maybe $15,000?
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Again, don’t care much what color, I just love the lines.  I know they made them from 1980-1987 and once again, must be an upkeep nightmare.  Italian, sporty, from the 80’s.

4. Opel GT. $10,000?  $15,000?  More?  Who knows!image This one I would definitely want in a dark color, and just look at those lines, someone once said it was the German Corvette of the time, and they were so right!  (Actually it came out a couple of years before the Stingray, see the resemblance?)  They are small, nimble, woefully underpowered (from what I can tell on paper, as the BIG 1.9L motor made 102HP), and look amazing.  But were made from 1968-1973, so these are clearly not modern sophisticated reliable cars, but again i draw your eye to the lines, pure sex.


5. Factory Five Type 65 Coupe.  $30,000 - $50,000 (build vs. buy)
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Again, look at the lines, holy crap I love cars that look like this. The Opel GT is similar, the Ferrari 250 GTO is sooooo similar (this car is pretty clearly based on the design of the 250 GTO IMO), and this is the poor mans version.  If I was ever going to build a kit car this would probably be it.  There are so many options with this car, what running to gear to use, what rear end, what transmission, what gearing, which motor to put in it (you have to use 1 of 3 Ford old school motors in it though).  I am no lover of Ford, and no lover of carbeurators (I can’t even spell it right!), but even so, this car is just awesome, its like a Cobra, but has a roof and that badass oval flat butt.  Colors would ideally NOT be blue with white stripes (boring for this car), but instead silver with burgundy stripes, or the inverse of that.   mmmmmmm


6. Triumph GT6.  Again no clue as to $$$ value, maybe $15,000?
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There were 3 versions of this car, the Mark I, Mark II, and Mark 3.  I personally think I like the Mark II the best (the picture shown above).  Again, my love for the hatchback continues, damn that’s a sweet looking car.  Its the only car I ever want to own in British Racing Green.  I generally LOATHE that color, but on this thing it just looks right.  Now again, this car is ancient (1969-1970), and British, so I wouldn’t expect it to be be reliable, or fast (as a matter of fact it can go to 60mph in about 12 seconds!). 

I doubt I will ever actually own one, as I tend to like cars that aren’t slower than my parents Scion XB, but sheesh, imagine if you had the time/skill to swap in a BMW 1.8L motor from the e30 318is / e38 318.  140+ HP high revving, or better yet a Hyabusa motorcycle motor, now THAT would be a car worth having!


7. Ferrari 308GTB.  ~$35,000 for one in decent shape.image
This has always been my favorite Ferrari (well favorite of the affordable Ferraris).  Just look at those lines.  I would rather have an earlier one, like 1980-1982 with the carb motor, as it makes about 255HP vs. the 308GTBi which was given Fuel Injection and extra emissions equipment for America which lowered the HP to something in the 215 range.  Either way, some day I will own one of these, even if they make Fiat’s and Triupmhs seems like reliable daily drivers!


8. Lotus 2007 Exige S.  $40,000image
If there is one thing I am an expert on (besides ///M Coupes) its modern Elise/Exiges.  After owning my Elise, I am pretty sure I want an Exige S.  2007 please, as that’s the “sweet spot” year.  It is the first year of the Supercharged Exige, it has the best price point, came with the Intercooler (which was deleted for the 2008 year except in the Exige S 240 model), and come standard with the equivalent of the Sport Pack, but maybe only 6 of them don’t have the Touring Pack :(.  Meaning; track pack=Harness Bar, Bilstein Coilovers, touring pack=Leather Seats, extra sound deadening, power windows.  They ALL come with the Sports pack wheels and suspension (unless spec’d with the Track Pack).  You can track them out of the box, and are probably the MOST trackable car in stock form you can buy, but for another $1000 you pretty much cover al your bases and have a fully streetable, and incredibly capable track car in 1!


9. BMW ///M Coupe.  $20,000-$35,000 depending upon year.
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So this is the car I feel I have the most knowledge in.  The venerable Z3 M Coupe.  Made from 1999-2002.  The only difference being in 2001 they gave it the S54 powerplant instead of the S52.  Same displacement, but 315Hp vs. 240.  Torque went from 240 to about 285.  This motor can make a little more HP with a chip, as it raises the 7600rpm rev limit back up to the 8000 the motor has in the e46 M3.  If I ever get another M Coupe it will most likely be a fairly track-centric ride.  Stripped interior, custom roll bar, better seats are a must (the stock ones are quite heavy and extremely uncomfortable to me), and there is about $5000 of other mods and fixes one needs to do to transform a 2001-2002 M Coupe into an EVO killer. 

The ONLY 2 things I don’t like about M coupes are this; 1) The subframe weld-seperation issue, you have to find one that hasn’t suffered damage yet and get that subframe reinforced before it DOES happen, and 2) 3.1 turns lock-to-lock on the steering and that too-big steering wheel can make it feel like you are driving the BMW equivalent of a a VW Van.  A smaller Momo steering wheel is required, too bad there isn’t a quick easy swap in to replace the steering rack and get a quicker ratio.  Oh yeah, every single one seems to have that stupid useless pop-up moon roof, and for a proper track car it would be better to yank it out, have a piece welded in place and then a new headliner put in.  That’s probably $3000 of labor right there though.

 

OK, so I only came up with 9 cars, but you will notice some universal traits amongst my dream garage (as I said earlier, this isn’t my “I just won the lottery” dream garage, but a semi-realistic array of cars I strive to someday own).  So back to these similar traits.  None of these cars has more than 2 doors, all but one are either hatchback or fastback design, most are from the 80’s (thats the craziest thing to me, didn’t the 80’s suck for cool cars?), and only 2 of them are mid-engined.

Monday, May 25, 2009

So here is the tally for the 24 hours of lemons weekend.

So here is the tally. 3 days traveling, working, fixing, (drinking), driving. 10 hours spent replacing head gaskets. 6 laps driven. Yep, you got that right, I drove a grand total of 6 laps this weekend, and only 3 during the race before the car pooped out on me. Plus I stayed in 4th gear, and was nursing the car so as to keep it from dying... [frus.tra.tion - NOUN - See prior sentence]

All in all a pretty lackluster weekend. I never really got to learn the track, in my 3 practice laps and 3 race laps. A whole lot of work and lost sleep for a whole little bit of driving.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Brakes, who needs brakes?!? - Take III

So, this week, Tuesday night my brakes fail. As in caput, adios, ciao, brake to floor = nada.

In a nutshell, I was at a stop light, the brake pedal went to the floor with little or no resistance. I limped my way to a friends house a mile away with the last 3% of braking and judicious use of the handbrake. (p.s. This is why cars with foot actuated parking brakes suck, had I been in a G35 I would have been stuck).

Over the course of the next hour or so more fluid leaks out (gravity works after all) and the brakes are finite. Zilch. Zip. Nothing there, just a soft floppy pedal.

As it turns out the brake fluid was coming out of the right rear brake line where it connected to caliper. It might be that the copper crush washers were squished too much (check out the link to the pics below, you decide), maybe its because there was flashing/uneven surface left over on the caliper from the powder coating, or who knows, maybe the line is somehow magically bad and is leaking fluid through its sidewall.

I dropped the car off at another shop, one that specializes in Vipers and race cars, so hopefully they have the competence to fix it.

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A Gallery of Brake Failure Pictures!